Spring Pigs

                                            Kiwi: "Cut! She looks hungry!"
                                            Penny: "Meeeooow"

                                            Cali: "Hey! What happened to the roof? Kiwiii?"

Weird in some Way

 Tia: "Can anyone tell me what pi x 3.41 x 1,3019234 divided by 12347 x 8 + 3 - 1804351 x 235-135425 squared x 10 to the fifth power + 1- 12438723562956918723847 is? I cant seem to figure it out."

                                                           Cali: "Wow. What a weirdo."

                                                                Kiwi: "Yeah. Totally a weirdo."

Money Hungry

Kiwi: "Someone said there was gold ontop of the roof!"

         Cali: "Munch munch...gulp...If my calculations are correct, I'm currently eating about $11.00 of hay per week. Talk about a piggy bank!"

Cavies of questionable Credit

                                                          Cali: "Unhand me, you fiend!"

                                                  Kiwi: "I beg of you, dont eat me!"

                                                         Cali: "Wheek! I've been edited!"

                                            Kiwi: "I've been edited too! Ooh, laser vision!"

Piggle-O's

                     Kiwi: "How much longer do I have to pose? This little piggy wants to go home!"

       Cali: Why did you sprinkle pepper on my nose? I just lol'ed so hard I almost roffled my waffles!"

                                           Cali: "There goes the third bottle of cream soda..."
                      Kiwi: "Can anyway spare us a couple life jackets? I think we're going to float away!"

Critter Mania

                                            "Now that I got up here... How might I get down?"

                                                       "Psst - Is 'The Hand' gone yet?"

                                                            "Who just tickled my tummy?"

                                               "Standing on a bowl seems to to lift my spirits."

Pigs in a Corner

Have you ever gotten two Guinea Pigs into a corner? The result  could end up like this-

Happy Fourth of July!