The Hay Wars

                                                : :  Cali : :    "This is my hay, got that?"

                                                      : : Kiwi : :      "No, it's my hay!"

                                              : : Cali : : "Then fight, you miniature porkchop!"

                                              : : Kiwi : : "You betta' call Houston, cuz' you gotta' problem"

Pignic!

                                            

"That was a wonderful grass salad... and did I detect a hint of dandelion?"

                                             

                "Its a shame you forgot to bring the kale out, *hint, hint*"

Technically Savvy-Cavies

"Why wont that Cavy from across the street add me to his friends list on Facebook? I even subscribed to his YouTube channel!"

                               "This is like the fifteenth commmercial! You've got to be kidding..."