Cannibal Kiwi

"This bowl has been empty for thirty minutes! If I don't get something to eat soon, I'll eat CALI!"

"Wheeeeek! Get me out of here! She's gone stark raving MAD!"

Just chillin'

                                                              : : Human : : "Hey Cali, whatcha' doin'?
                                                           
                                                              : : Cali : : "Nothin', just hangin' around, with my bud."
   
                                                              : : Human : : "True. True."

Kiwi gets Pranked

                                               "Sigh...Some people never grow up, do they?"

                                                       "This better not end up on the Blog..."

Pepper Pigs

                                           : : Kiwi : : "Hey, I had dibs on that big piece!"

                                                  : : Cali : : "You snooze you lose piggeh"

Apocolyptic Piggies

                            "Operation Tree-less is in motion. Lumberjack No. 1, lets get to work!"

                                                              "On it!" *Munch Munch*

The Hay Wars

                                                : :  Cali : :    "This is my hay, got that?"

                                                      : : Kiwi : :      "No, it's my hay!"

                                              : : Cali : : "Then fight, you miniature porkchop!"

                                              : : Kiwi : : "You betta' call Houston, cuz' you gotta' problem"

Pignic!

                                            

"That was a wonderful grass salad... and did I detect a hint of dandelion?"

                                             

                "Its a shame you forgot to bring the kale out, *hint, hint*"