Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Spring Pigs

                                            Kiwi: "Cut! She looks hungry!"
                                            Penny: "Meeeooow"
                                            Cali: "Hey! What happened to the roof? Kiwiii?"

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Weird in some Way

 Tia: "Can anyone tell me what pi x 3.41 x 1,3019234 divided by 12347 x 8 + 3 - 1804351 x 235-135425 squared x 10 to the fifth power + 1- 12438723562956918723847 is? I cant seem to figure it out."
                                                           Cali: "Wow. What a weirdo."
                                                                Kiwi: "Yeah. Totally a weirdo."

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Money Hungry

Kiwi: "Someone said there was gold ontop of the roof!"
         Cali: "Munch munch...gulp...If my calculations are correct, I'm currently eating about $11.00 of hay per week. Talk about a piggy bank!"

Monday, August 15, 2011

Cavies of questionable Credit

                                                          Cali: "Unhand me, you fiend!"
                                                  Kiwi: "I beg of you, dont eat me!"
                                                         Cali: "Wheek! I've been edited!"
                                            Kiwi: "I've been edited too! Ooh, laser vision!"

Saturday, August 6, 2011


                     Kiwi: "How much longer do I have to pose? This little piggy wants to go home!"
       Cali: Why did you sprinkle pepper on my nose? I just lol'ed so hard I almost roffled my waffles!"
                                           Cali: "There goes the third bottle of cream soda..."
                      Kiwi: "Can anyway spare us a couple life jackets? I think we're going to float away!"

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Critter Mania

                                            "Now that I got up here... How might I get down?"
                                                       "Psst - Is 'The Hand' gone yet?"
                                                            "Who just tickled my tummy?"
                                               "Standing on a bowl seems to to lift my spirits."

Monday, July 4, 2011

Pigs in a Corner

Have you ever gotten two Guinea Pigs into a corner? The result  could end up like this-
Happy Fourth of July!

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Cannibal Kiwi

"This bowl has been empty for thirty minutes! If I don't get something to eat soon, I'll eat CALI!"

"Wheeeeek! Get me out of here! She's gone stark raving MAD!"

Friday, June 17, 2011

Just chillin'

                                                              : : Human : : "Hey Cali, whatcha' doin'?
                                                              : : Cali : : "Nothin', just hangin' around, with my bud."
                                                              : : Human : : "True. True."

Monday, June 13, 2011

Kiwi gets Pranked

                                               "Sigh...Some people never grow up, do they?"
                                                       "This better not end up on the Blog..."

Friday, June 10, 2011

Pepper Pigs

                                           : : Kiwi : : "Hey, I had dibs on that big piece!"
                                                  : : Cali : : "You snooze you lose piggeh"

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Apocolyptic Piggies

                            "Operation Tree-less is in motion. Lumberjack No. 1, lets get to work!"
                                                              "On it!" *Munch Munch*

Friday, May 27, 2011

The Hay Wars

                                                : :  Cali : :    "This is my hay, got that?"
                                                      : : Kiwi : :      "No, it's my hay!"
                                              : : Cali : : "Then fight, you miniature porkchop!"

                                              : : Kiwi : : "You betta' call Houston, cuz' you gotta' problem"

Wednesday, May 25, 2011


"That was a wonderful grass salad... and did I detect a hint of dandelion?"
                "Its a shame you forgot to bring the kale out, *hint, hint*"

Monday, May 23, 2011

Technically Savvy-Cavies

"Why wont that Cavy from across the street add me to his friends list on Facebook? I even subscribed to his YouTube channel!"

                               "This is like the fifteenth commmercial! You've got to be kidding..."

Monday, April 18, 2011

Porkers will be Porkers


"Turn out the lights!"

"Do we really taste that good?"

"Yeah, I put some perfume on this morning."

Tuesday, April 12, 2011


Ninja Kiwi


The real-estate game

"Hmm, I suppose its big enough"

"No way! He really said that?" "Yes! He told me that he told Cali..."

Monday, March 28, 2011

Kiwi tries to relax

"Hey, can you get Cali out of here? She's taking up all the space! How's a pig supposed to get any rest around here?"

"What he heck are you?! Isn't there any place around here to chill? "

"Yoga is just the thing for me. Ooooooommmmmmmeeeeeee- Aaaah! A dog!"

Monday, March 21, 2011

Cali the Great

The Cavy Queen

"Take me to your leader!"

"That should teach you to steal my orange!"

Nom, Nom, " This straw roof is good!" Nom, Nom