Piggle-O's

                     Kiwi: "How much longer do I have to pose? This little piggy wants to go home!"

       Cali: Why did you sprinkle pepper on my nose? I just lol'ed so hard I almost roffled my waffles!"

                                           Cali: "There goes the third bottle of cream soda..."
                      Kiwi: "Can anyway spare us a couple life jackets? I think we're going to float away!"